Four a.m. on Wednesday night in New York, and [Damon] is haranguing an actress in the back of a nightclub. […] Damon is telling [Chloe Sevigny] why her boyfriend, Jarvis Cocker, is shit. Damon is actually a fan of Cocker’s. and likes him as a person, but is interested in watching her reaction as he dismisses the Pulp frontman as a ‘Little Englander’ who’s ‘stymied by his own creative insecurities.’ On ballet dancer limbs, Sevigny gets up and storms off. ‘Actresses!’ spits Damon. Later, Damon makes his apologies and she accepts.